Ethan Gilbert Love Letter

Anonymous Junior

High School Student

January/February 2026

Dear Ethan,

Okay, so full disclosure: you’re so funny to talk to. Whether it’s making people laugh or running student council like a pro, you somehow manage to do both without breaking a sweat which is kind of unfair. Honestly, it’s impressive how much you get done. All the events, the planning, the way you make things run smoothly, it’s like you’re secretly a superhero disguised as a normal kid. And somehow, you do it all while being funny and genuinely nice, which makes it even worse because now I’m lowkey paying way too much attention to you. What really stands out, though, is how caring you are. You actually notice when people need help or a little encouragement, and you step up without making a big deal about it. It’s rare to find someone who’s funny, talented, and genuinely good at heart all at once.