Slim Shady Love Letter

Anonymous High School Student

February 2025

Prompt: Write an Anonymous Love Letter

Dear Slim, 

I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'

I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom

I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em

There prob'ly was a problem at the post office or somethin'

Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em

But anyways, what's been up, man? How's your daughter?

I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry

I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan

I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man

Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back

Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan