The Flying Vaccum

Anonymous

High School

October 2024

Doug and Dave, two hapless roommates, decided to tackle their apartment’s mess. Doug took charge, determined to clean, while Dave lazily watched from the couch, eating popcorn.

Things were going fine until Doug shoved the vacuum under the couch. Suddenly, the machine roared to life—quite literally. It began to rise, dragging Doug along like a kite caught in a tornado.

The vacuum spun wildly through the apartment, knocking over furniture, Doug dangling behind it. Dave watched, laughing so hard he dropped his popcorn. Finally, he got up, unplugged the vacuum, and Doug collapsed in a heap.

“Well,” Dave said, surveying the chaos. “The place is technically cleaner.”