Anonymous High School Student
February 2025
Prompt: Write an Anonymous Love Letter
People in school telling me, always in the barber shop
“John ain't 'bout this, John ain't 'bout that"
My boy a JC on Math and them
He, he, they say that John don't be putting in no work
Shut the John up
Y'all Johns ain't know shoot
All y'all Johns talkin' about
“John ain't no hitter John ain't this John a fake"
Shut the John up
Y'all don't live with that John
Y'all know that John got caught with a Nintendo Swich
Shootin' at the Jonsey and DurrBurger
John been on Fortnite since I don't know when
People, stop playin' him like that
Them John Haters savages out there
If I catch another Jon hater talking sweet about John I'm converiting them to loving john
I'm not playin' no more
Y'all know John roll with Audrey and them (Big N on the beat)
Love John, John lovers love John, huh? O End or no end, Hondas and Voltswagons,
ayy, John-John-John,
God, y'all some broke Johns,
God, y'all some broke Johns These John Lovers love John,
O End or no end
Messing with them John boys, you gon' get Unfriended Hondas and Voltswagons, these fans love Fans
Hit him with that no contact, now that boy sad
They do it all for John, you boys ain't making no noise
Y'all know I'm a John boy, your clique full of not John God, y'all some not Johns
Love u Joh Caldrom.
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