John Calhoun Love Letter 2

Anonymous High School Student

February 2025

Prompt: Write an Anonymous Love Letter

People in school telling me, always in the barber shop 

“John ain't 'bout this, John ain't 'bout that" 

My boy a JC on Math and them 

He, he, they say that John don't be putting in no work 

Shut the John up 

Y'all Johns ain't know shoot

All y'all Johns talkin' about 

“John ain't no hitter John ain't this John a fake" 

Shut the John up 

Y'all don't live with that John 

Y'all know that John got caught with a Nintendo Swich 

Shootin' at the Jonsey and DurrBurger 

John been on Fortnite since I don't know when 

People, stop playin' him like that 

Them John Haters savages out there 

If I catch another Jon hater talking sweet about John I'm converiting them to loving john 

I'm not playin' no more 

Y'all know John roll with Audrey and them (Big N on the beat) 

Love John, John lovers love John, huh? O End or no end, Hondas and Voltswagons,

ayy, John-John-John,

God, y'all some broke Johns,

God, y'all some broke Johns These John Lovers love John,

O End or no end 

Messing with them John boys, you gon' get Unfriended Hondas and Voltswagons, these fans love Fans 

Hit him with that no contact, now that boy sad 

They do it all for John, you boys ain't making no noise 

Y'all know I'm a John boy, your clique full of not John God, y'all some not Johns

Love u Joh Caldrom.